From the Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild, I bring you The Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug. “Pour in a hot beverage and watch your civil liberties disappear! Mug features the complete text of the Bill of Rights, but pour in a hot beverage and see what remains thanks to the Patriot Act!” They go great with the Obamamints (Yes We Candy).
However, I’m having trouble with these USB Eye Warmers from X-Treme Geek. In case the cool cats in Marketing missed this point, when you put a mask over your eyes, it’s kinda hard to use your computer. But you have to leave it on to power the mask. You see where I’m going with this? How are you supposed to protect yourself from flying monkeys with your eyes covered?
Lastly, I have found a cheese worth the inevitable heart attack it will cause. Abbot’s Gold Caramelised Onion Cheese from Coombe Castle: “Smooth, creamy Cheddar combined with rich, sweet caramelised onions. Creating an amazing burst of flavour.” Best use so far? In an omlette with bacon bits. Yum.