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Some Health Facts

  • Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong
    life; is this true?

    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s
    it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out
    eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;
    that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving
    it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

  • Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and
    vegetables?

    A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow
    eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is
    nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables
    to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good
    source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop
    can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of
    vegetable products. Read on…

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